30 hilarious phrases and anecdotes to let your friends and colleagues know what you are really thinking. For example - I CAN ONLY PLEASE ONE PERSON EACH DAY - Today is not your day - tomorrow doesn't look too good either. WATCH OUT - Whatever hits the fan will not be distributed evenly. TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED - and I'll tell you how get along without it. IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED - Destroy all evidence that you even tried. etc. etc.
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